News Flash:
Smack-Child threatens
Bridget via e-mail

 

Date: 27 Jan 1997 03:44:57 -0000
To: bridget_the_head@hotmail.com
Subject: attn: Bridget & Tawny

 

Dear Bridget & Tawny-

OK- you bitches I've got your number. I've opened a secret email account under ZiggySane's name so that he gets all the blame for this.

I am on my way to get you body impaired slags. Today I went to the Park and assaulted somebody just so that you bitches know how evil I am. I will send you photos of me shaking the bastard down for his wallet and some of my poultry hunting methods which nearly resulted in me trapping a young child...

I have had several glamour shots taken by the stupid humans who I have trained and you simply will not believe how glamorous I am. I posed for some very beautiful shots on the foundation stone of the Australian nation- my ambition to rule the world is not an immodest one.

You should know that I have been to the Betty Ford Relaxation Centre and that I am now cured of my heroin and amphetamine habits so I'll be taking you two on with a clear head!

Please email back to me at this address so that ZiggySane doesn't know what I am up to. He is very strict with me...

Looking foward to tearing you slags to bits and pulling all your hair out

 

Smack-Child
Riot Drrrrrrrrrrllllll.



Bridget refused to comment. She just sat there and quivered, eyes wide open, gasping...

 

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