does every guy want?
want hot chicks!"
Dipschitt of Pitlick, AZ
wanna be totally hung!"
Gristle of Possum Teat, TN
want a killer truck! YEAH!!"
Mullet of Stumphumper, KY
want chicks, trucks, and massive manhood, right guys? Yeah!
But sometimes you can't have it all. Sometimes, when peeking into
your shorts, you realize you've been cheated. You're not quite the
man others are. Why? Because instead of carrying around a
monster truck, you're only sporting a VW Beetle. And the chicks
know it. They can tell. They even laugh and point.
the 2002 Ford Phallus. This is one serious piece of
equipment. You'll dwarf the other guys in this baby. Armed
with 10 long, thick cylinders of 100% American-made studpower, this
beast will rule the road...and the chicks.
size DOES matter.
bigger. Drive bigger.
forget! If you enjoy driving a Phallus, why not drive it with an E-Leash
thanks to my brother Patrick who risked his life photographing this monstrosity
in an AZ mall parking lot.
Technically it's a Ford F-750, but we all know what it really is: a
schlong on wheels.
(c) 2002-2004 Total