This is an actual pamphlet found in a Seattle bookstore.  A translation is provided for your convenience.


"Look at me.  I am alluring stud, yes?"

Translation:

Hey, cool guy!  Forget about those pesky long-term effects of using crystal meth:

  • Neurotoxicity
  • Increased heart rate and blood pressure
  • Impaired memory or memory loss
  • Anxiety
  • Damage to internal organs
  • Poor motor coordination
  • Psychotic behavior
  • Irritability
  • Dry mouth and skin
  • Increased susceptibility to disease
  • Confusion
  • Deterioration of nasal tissue
  • Body sores
  • Hives
  • Stealing to support habit
  • Funny smell
  • Death

Never mind all those.  We just wanna make sure your veins stay healthy while you're killing yourself.  Read on!

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